Advice for Freshman
August 12, 2019
- Don’t waste your time trying to figure out where everything is at East, you won’t
- Study for your history final, but don’t study for biology tests
- If you’re a klutz use the bannister, there’s a lot of them
- Wear more shorts your calves will look great from all the stairs you’ll walk everyday
- If you practice math in class you won’t have to study for the test
- If you don’t have any friends in your lunch one day just go to the library
- Join clubs because then the upperclassmen will like you more
- Have a charger and headphones at all times
- Learn how to silence your phone
- Don’t use you locker (there’s most likely a bat in it)
- You can climb out the bottom first floor windows
- If there is a wasp in your room ask to go in the hallways
- Don’t make fun of your friend for being afraid of the wasp because then you’ll get stung
- Make friends with Carlos (don’t worry he won’t retire)
- Gregoire has pop tarts so if you skip breakfast she got you
- Don’t bring a puppet to school because people will be scared
- Be friends with everyone in your class because then you won’t be bored
- Holloway’s the best so gossip with him
- Watch out for the trash cans when it rains
- Climate control is not their forte so have a jacket and a tank top
- Don’t touch the cameras
- Don’t wear high heels
- You’ll get used to the smell
- Don’t sit on the carpet and if it’s orange don’t walk there
- PE is soooooo easy
- Be the demonstration group for square dancing (you get candy)
